Plastic Bag, Starring Werner Herzog

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Below is an 18-minute short film distributed by public television service ITVS, tracing the epic, existential journey of a plastic bag. Wherein voice actor Werner Herzog plays the protagonist.

"Dhey told me it's out dhere - dha Pacific vortex paradise. You may be thinking hey shut up end enjoy dha sunset you idjiot. Vell I don't care vhat you think. No one needs me hyere anymore. Not even my maker. Do you know hyer by any chance? Have you seen hyer?"


"Sometimes dha vorld was even too great for me. And sometimes dha vaiting drove me mad. Vasn't she beautiful? She vas also searching for hyer maker. I didn't need a maker anymore. I only needed hyer."





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